You are not born of man. It was the moon that bore you. Look on your left shoulder and you will find a mark that proves it. Your real father had us open portals all over the world to allow your return. This is the last of them. But we have to make sure that your essence is intact, that you have not become a mortal. You must complete three tasks before the moon is full.
I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas
seb being a little shit to us while signing autographs
What High school looks like in commercials by Childish Brandino
"Nigga, what’s class?"
lmao forreal tho
Why does this turn me on so much oh my god
#that’s it #that’s the entire character #’you can’t pick fights with people three times your size t hey’re gonna pummel you’ #’WE’LL SEE’ #’you can’t join the army steve #you’ll die #’you can’t go beyond enemy lines to rescue your friend steve it’s suicide #’you can’t save your brainwashed boyfriend he’s going to kill you’ #on va voir: an autobiography by steve grant rogers #’i didn’t sign up for this: a foreword by natasha romanoff’ (x)
#he’s still a punk: an introduction by bucky barnes